Jordan Marquez Presents: The Top Ten Best And Worst of The Decade 00s - Number 4 Worst

Welcome back to the countdown, as we are now halfway through my top ten worst movies of the decade.

Yesterday I talk about Bratz, one that is filled with ignorant racial and social stereotypes. And speaking of that....

The #4 worst movie of the decade:
Soul Plane(2004)

When hip-hop artists and rappers are mixed with movies, it all depends on chance. Sometimes it turns out good like for Mos Def, Ice-T and heck even Eminem. But for most of the time, it is left like a huge doggy-doo stain. There are alot of embarrassing "black-culture" movies such as Phat Girlz or Who's Your Caddy, but the one... THE ONE F*CKIN MOVIE... that is such a huge embarrassment, that black people wishes it never ever existed... is Soul Plane. Seriously... who ever thought of making a film celebrating every bit of negative ghetto black stereotypes, not being at least funny or clever and featuring TOM ARNOLD, one of the most whitest man in movies.... should be shot point blank in the head with a .44 Magnum.

I couldn't believe what I was watching. The entire film is just complete ignorance and moronic. It was marked as a black-people's interpretation of legendary parody, Airplane, yet the only thing that reminds us of Airplane is the last 20 minutes of the film. The rest of the film are just fillers portraying black people as just ignorant, superficial, mindless and egotistical. And the message from I'm getting is that its damn COOL to be that. So really, its damn fine to lower a race class down the intelligence ladder. I know its the notion of the film, but the entire premise is that a black man sues an airline company because he sees them as a "white" company and mistreated him and his dog, so he was rewarded with a $100 Million settlement. What does he do with the money? He could have smartly invest on something or save it for the better, but no, he builds his own pimp-out purple jumbo list complete with hydraulics suspension. I don't even think that cost $100 Million to build that. Not to mention you'll be seeing sassy fat black women, the in-flight meal is nothing but fried chicken and the most ignorant statement they put on that stupid film is every black people on the plane sees a guy with a turban and assumes he's a terrorist. Another dynamic to this crap pile is the film includes a white family, joining in for the ride. They're not white enough to be on a plane full of black people, so they amped up their whiteness TEN TIMES MORE. But no, most of the family don't act white. Little son is wiggerish, trying to act homie, teenage daughter is being a skanky slut and the mom being like the daughter except she's a milf. The only member who is so white is the dad, Tom Arnold. And GOD! the teenage daughter had such a huge disrespect for the dad, telling him he doesn't know her and she wants to be a stupid hoe. He goes "Oh gee willikers, I don't know what to do" and has to learn to accept her decision. Now I'm not one for family/domestic violence, but if I was the father, I would slap the f*ck out of her. The nerves on that b*tch!

I don't know if this had a theatrical release or went straight to DVD, but I can tell black people are so embarrassed that this movie even existed. I was even embarrassed to have seen it at all. So this is one uncool thing about being ghetto.

Tomorrow, I will reveal #3 worst movie of the 00s. What will it be....