Welcome back to the countdown, as we are now halfway through my top ten worst movies of the decade.
The #5 worst movie of the decade:
Bratz (2007)
Bratz (2007)
You think its best for kids to learn anything better from racial and social stereotypes. Especially any movie that disguised itself as a High School Musical copycat based on a weird toy franchise. Girls will know the goodness of friendship by showing off wonderful accessories and spouting out "BFFs". While Twilight teaches tween girls to date wooden and pussified fairy boys, this teaches them how to be totally superficial and spoiled in every way, how to be a certified brat.
Right from the start, you get to see all the things why we all hate these kind of popular girls. Especially the exaggerated and cartoonish representation of each race and social class. And no matter how poor or rich or proper or chaotic they are, they are always thinking about clothes and shoes. The film thinks its establishing the so different personalities of each one of these girls when we don't really see that much of their personality. And it becomes a galore of stereotypes and superficial fashion. Not to mention you have a much more bitchy school queen who segregates labels in the school like jocks and emos. I'm not a fan of High School Musical, but I had no problem listening to the music numbers as they were safe and bland. For this, their songs are very depressing. But the most painful thing to watch is Jon Voight. Oscar Winner Jon Voight... I don't know which respectable career is going down the sh*t drain: Jon Voight or Sir Ben Kingsley. Seriously Jon Voight, what the f*ck, are you that f*ckin poor to get a paycheck that you'll sell yourself for this or Baby Geniuses 2. Its got a very simple story yet its decorated with crappy random stuffs that no kid should suffer through.
The thing is the motive to produce this crappy film over an already superficial toy franchise was so unnecessary. Can believe Jon Voight got into two crappy feature films based of a toy franchises. Unlike one where it has a long history and a huge fanbase, this disappeared like last year's winter brand dress... (I don't know thats a girl's term)....
F*ckin Jon Voight... what the f*ck is he doing?
Tomorrow, I will reveal #4 worst movie of the 00s. What will it be....
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