NILBOG Is Spelt Somthing Backwards! - Finally Saw Troll 2

You may have heard about it. Its legend is known throughout the entire world by Internet geeks and movie lovers. It is regarded by hundreds as the most famous worst-movie ever. And with a claim to that, it spawned a huge cult following, adored by many fans for all the wrong reasons. In fact, this is the one suckiest film I would personally recommend to any movie buff to check out. It is something I would call "hilariously bad". I have seen so many bad movies and this is by far the worst, but most funniest. Unlike that one movie that is so bad and failed to be funny *ahem* Disaster Movie. You will cringe and you will laugh till your stomach hurts.

This is TROLL 2!

Let the horror begin!

Designed to be another early 90s monster flick, Troll 2 wasn't really intended to be the sequel to the film, Troll from 1986 as it was really supposed to be about goblins. But even the slap on the name "Troll", you really won't find any of them and you'll just find goblins. It was directed by Italian director, Claudio Fragasso under a very low budget and a handful of local townspeople. With a setup like that, it becomes a possibility that this film may not be an actual good one. And I'll give them some slack that the film suffered because of the budget and cheapness of the film.

What is Troll 2 about anyway? It follows a simple family on a vacation trip to the country town of Nilbog (Its Goblin spelled backwards, very witty isn't it) and are hunted by monstrous goblins that are planning to turn them into vegetables and eat them. Sounds very simple enough, yet it all becomes a circus of insanity, showered with many unintentional hilarity and mind-boggling moments. The premise is basic, but from the start you will notice its huge cheapness and cheeziness within it storytelling. Goblins turning people into vegetables and eating them doesn't sound like a bad idea and is in fact kinda scary, but you'll soon find out its just total ridiculous due to the performances and setup of the film.

Speaking of that, the characters and their performances are the big reasons the film suffer yet brings the laugh to its audiences. The Waits family are bland and annoying. Yet their obliviousness to their dangers in the town of Nilbog are so unconvincing, its just unpredictable. The main protagonist of the film is the young son of the family, Joshua (Michael Stephenson) who knows about the evil behind the goblin-ridden town through the help of his dead grandpa. Somehow he is only set to one mood throughout the entire film and that is "constant whiny bitch". There is only a few moments where he is just normal, but you'll have to be tolerent of his very high pitch voice and overuse crying.

You gotta believe me!!

The film uses the same "cry wolf" formula where the boy yelps his warnings about the dangers to his family and they are reluctant to believe, yet that connection is lost when you have a boy whose whininess is so unbelievable and the family's performance to reluctantly believable is also unbelievable and it unintentionally becomes a comedy of errors.

The grand highlight of the film is the Troll leader, Creedence (Deborah Reed) who really takes the word "witch" a tad too seriously. From the very moment she appears, you really felt the need to shout out "WTF"

Tell me this doesn't make you laugh

I don't know if she thinks this role will be her biggest break and she's acting her ass off in a pseudo-Shakespearean method or its the combination of sleeping pills and alcohol that got her through her role. Whatever it is, it sure made her presence very funny to watch. She really does look like a Gothic librarian, role-playing as a Shakespearean World-of-Warcraft sorceress. Its both cringe-worthy and hilarious to watch.

Even though you won't see any trolls, you have goblins to look at. And boy, they sure are interesting. Playing these guys are midgets wearing potato sacks and Halloween masks. How cheap can you get? The look alone is funny to enough to look at, but its even more funnier when the goblins are disguised as humans. One thing to got right is that they act like they are not human.. in a retarded way. They are supposed to blend in like any other community, but their performances are so unconvincing and so out of place, its drives me crazy that the real humans are dumb enough to figure they are trolls! I mean goblins!

Costume Design by a porn-star... no seriously its true..

I say this if Disaster Movie was Troll 2, this could have a great comedy. Wishful thinking. It really amazed me that for a movie that was predicted to be at the very bottom of the bargain bin is destined to be a cult classic and win millions of fans. A status up there with the likes of The Evil Dead and Manos: Hands of Fate. Because it achieved in making me laugh, it is to me not the worst movie ever, but certainly a god-awful one.

A rating of 1 out of 5 stars

That said a year ago that kid who played the main protagonist, Joseph, grew up and hates the movie for it played a ridiculing life from his childhood to his teen years. He then went on to make a documentary about Troll 2 called Best Worst Movie, chronicling the making of the film and its cult status of today, reuniting most of the cast members from the film. So thats one way of bearing your haunted past. But there is a rumor of a sequel to Troll 2 called Troll 2: Part 2. So be afraid... be very afraid...

And now I leave you with a very famous line from the film

Slumdog Millionaire Review

So this is the movie that is labeled by the Academy the "Best Film of 2008".

Ever since it won the Academy Award for Best Picture, the film finally got the attention of moviegoers everywhere, raking in more box-office numbers and becoming more well-known than what it initially was. Though for me I was high-skeptical on Best Picture films as they are not always best, but rather hits and misses. For last year's winner, No Country For Old Men, it was a great film until the second half. The last Best Picture movie that managed to blew me away was The Departed, which was 2 years ago. So you can see that the Academy is not the big-all end-all list of best movies. I'm going to sound biased and maybe even a bit fanboyish, but the Dark Knight is still to me the Best Film of 2008 and I can fight to the death at anyone in arguing why it is so. But this article is not about the Dark Knight, but of Slumdog Millionaire. But how did The Dark Knight able to get into an article about Slumdog Millionaire? As I said how The Dark Knight was to me the best movie of 2008, I wouldn't let it affect my viewing of Slumdog Millionaire. I had come in expecting it to be Best Picture Material and I really want expect good things to come out from the film. Hell, I wanted it to be better than the Dark Knight. Prove me wrong then. Make me believe in the Academy again. I came in to see Slumdog Millionaire with a fresh mind and a bit of high expectancy and after finally watching it, it was just a good film.

I take it as I come and go and to me, Slumdog Millionaire is really best described as a "City of God" with a fairytale ending. Not to say this is a really bad film, its just an average, if not a good film. There are moments depicting of the harsh, yet poetic environment of poverty-ridden India. There are some beautiful moments to look at. Yet there are moments where it is just clichéd, cheezy and even dull. Coming off as a hybrid-Bollywood film, you can expect many melodramatic "happy" fairytale elements as well as your darker harsher and realistic elements. The thing is that this balance is not quite balanced and as the film progress, most of these elements become inconsistent, irrelevant and even predictable. Really, you will begin at a scene where you can't predict what's happening, but by near the end, you can REALLY predict everything.

The film begins with a poor teenage Indian boy, Jamal who is lucky enough to be a contestant in the Indian-version of Who Wants to Be A Millionaire. He is one question away from winning the giant jackpot money, but after the show goes off the air, he is whisked away by the police and get brutally interrogated, accused of cheating. In proving that he is not a cheat, he chronicles his sad and harsh life, reflecting from the questions he was given during the show.

I'll probably start off with the good points. The cinematography is inventive at some time and it really does capture the harsh and poverty landscape of India. The soundtrack have many good tracks covering all traditional and modern Indian music, some fit in good and some didn't fit at all. There are some noteworthy performances from some of the actors such as Dev Patel of Skins, playing as the under(slum)dog hero, Jamal. The darker elements in the film are the some of the great highlights in the film and the humor are standard Danny-Boyle taste.

The film is a hybrid of Bollywood film, which in a way, consist of many typical clichéd Hollywood-like elements. From a Bollywood film, you do get what you get. It is no problem when it is balanced of having darker and lighter elements. The problem is that the lighter elements are not light, they are cheesy, clichéd, overbearing elements that overbalance the darker element to the point where they are not useless and uninteresting. Its like being told about a serious Holocaust story and then being showered with puppies and kittens, just to forget about it. And its just like that. Not to say that movies shouldn't have a happy ending. Its fine. Its just that nearly the towards the end, the darker scenes and moments seemed forgotten and are washed by predictable happy scenarios where everything is going to be fine anyway. Its a feel-good overload. Despite so many sh*t have been thrown in. Some characters are great, but the whole cast seem interesting, with some were undeveloped and lamely-constructed. Some fit the clichés in the fairytale formula and some don't know which clichés to go into. Like Jamal's brother, Salim who the writer doesn't know whether he's the over-caring brother or just the evil douchebag. And instead of being both by being carefully intertwined, the character just goes really far in the deep end of each of them. And it shouldn't bother me, but when the character is important and you see his obvious, yet convoluted transitions so many times, it just annoyed the hell out of me. Again in the beginning, you really do feel for the hero . But near up the end, you say to yourself "Do I really need to?".

This film is not really bad. Its actually done fine and well. There is nothing mind-blowing or too thought-provoking about it. Of course there are the issues of poverty, sex trade and violence, but the film is kind of saying "Oh don't worry about those, we can just dance it off". It just doesn't end in a subtle way. As a film itself, its a good film to watch. But since its now labeled "Best Picture of 2008" by the Academy, you sometimes wish you can get more out of it. You won't be very disappointed by it, but expect typical Hollywood/Bollywood magic.

3.5 out of 5 stars

My Top Ten: Most Dissapointing Anticipated Movies I Have Seen.... So Far....

Its that time of the month where I give my Top Ten on ANYTHING!





Well every geeknerd's anticipated, yet fearful movie event, Watchmen is finally released in cinemas everywhere and they can now find out if their beloved book has been given either the respect it deserves or total mutilation. How is this related to this month's top ten? I have finally put "high-anticipated movies" into the topic. I thought about the past movies I was soooo much hyped about and when I finally saw it, it sucks donkey balls. For it to be an entry in the list, the following factors have to considered:

-how much I invested in the upcoming film (examples: the stories, mythologies, what it promise)

-how much I was sooo disappointed as I walked out the theater

-the age factor: excluding movies I like as a young age but hate it now like Godzilla. Have to be both hyped and disappointed at the same age.

Some of the entires you may predict and some you may not see it coming. In the end, its MY list. So I'm gonna bring you my Most Dissapointing Anticipated Movies I Have Seen so far in Top Ten form!

10.
KING KONG (2005)

This may surprise you. After his productions of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Peter Jackson states he would want to do a King Kong remake. Hearing that I was real excited because the original King Kong was legendary and still is amazing to watch. To have the remake in the hands of another director would be fearful. But in his, it would be ok. Promotional and trailers showed it was going to be epic and I was itching for the time to see it. Not till I found out it was so boring. I still pretty much respect Peter Jackson as I can't forget his marvelous works of Meet the Feebles and Brain Dead. But the problem I had with this movie is the same problem I faced in his Lord of the Rings films: the points he make were too long! Very long shots and overly sympathetic and dramatic acting. Yes I know that Kong is in love with the girl. Yes I know Kong is suffering from sleeping gas. Yes I know that guy is dying. And talk about an undignified death, Kong shot in the back by the plane while he's lying down like a boy getting whipped.

9.
TRANSFORMERS

The idea of a car shape-shifting into a giant robot seemed impossible for a live-action film long ago. But with today's technology, it was exciting to see our pal Optimus Prime in the flesh, i mean steel. Though attached to it was Michael Bay, which seemed to hold me up a bit and even though I admit I wasn't a huge fan, I still like the cartoons. And it was nothing more exciting than two colossal robots battling each other and tearing our planet apart. The problem: those pesky humans. They're very two-dimensional, very annoying and they seemed to be ab-libbing through the entire movie. And because of their presence, the Autobots have to learn about their eartly knowledge like E-Bay and "My Bad". And I was ticked off that they have to bag the shit out of John Turturro, when Bumblebee "lubricate" on him. Real mature, Bay. Action scenes was to be fun to watch, but kinda lost its steam in the end. Will I be looking forward to the next film? Not really...

By the way, Megan Fox isn't that hot... (GASP!!!! You did not say that!!)

8.
KILL BILL VOL. 2

The year is 2003, I was 17 and in that time, I was heavily inspired by anime, samurai, katanas anything Japanese. So upon viewing the promotions of Kill Bill Vol. 1, I was ecstatic to witness a full-on blood battle between a katana-wielding Uma Thurman in yellow suit and a hordes of Yakusa men in black suit with katanas. DIRECTED BY F*CKIN QUENTIN TARANTINO! F*CK YEAH! That movie's gonna rock! Sure enough after watching Kill Bill Vol. 1, I rocked my socks off! Not only the battles were great, but the mythology Tarantino created were interesting to look at. So Kill Bill Vol. 2 was around the corner, leading up what could be the epic battle between Beatrix and Bill. Who is Bill? How skilled he is? What the final battle be like? How is Beatrix going to KILL BILL? So happens that she killed him in the LAMEST WAY ever! As soon Bill mentions the five palm strike thingy, it was a "no sh*t!" moment. The movie would've been good if it wasn't called Kill Bill. You have a gang-up fight sequence in the first part and in the conclusion, they just wanna talk! The whole thing could have been avoided if they just hired a marriage counselor.

7.
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE II

Do not diss John Woo! He is still the man and I love all of his Hong Kong works especially "A Better Tomorrow II" and "The Killer". Hollywood recognized his talents and had to bring him over. When I heard he was doing Mission: Impossible II, I was like "Hell Yeah, my man! John Woo!". Trailers flared up with impossible action and heavy metal with damn great slo-mo shots. Though the genre of espionage doesn't fit his style. Mostly it wasn't John Woo's fault. They ask John to do a Mission: Impossible sequel and he did what he did best: stylized action. What was missing were the character depth, the complex spy plot and even an interesting female protagonist. Even shooting in Sydney, Australia proved to be an odd choice for John. What is so interesting about that city? I have been there and the city was boring. But this is coming from a Melbourne guy. Sadly John's work in Hollywood began to stump lower and lower and I felt very sorry. Hopefully we will see John Woo once again back in the limelight.

6.
SUPERMAN RETURNS

Superman's returning to the big screen?! Oh my god! Thats so awesome! Granted, that Superman isn't that interesting to me, nor is among my favorite superheroes, but f*ck its Superman! I grew up watching anything Superman when I was a kid from the serials, to the cartoons, to the Superboy show (eventually becoming Smallville) to even Lois and Clark. The ones that stick out me about Superman were the movies. From the classical John William epic to his battle with General Zod and even his battle with Nuclear Man, they were part of my childhood and enhanced my imagination in cinema. Now at this point of time, cinema has the technology to make Superman do anything. In the opening sequences, I cheered that the main title had the same font and effects as it was in the last movies. How nostalgic is that? But that was the only thing amazing about it. I know Lex Luthor is arch-nemesis to Superman, but enough of him! He has gotta have to most stupidest diabolical plan in the movie especially when he named himself a criminal genius. He produce land with kryptonite, just for a real estate scam! Wow... It was bold to show the vulnerable side of Superman, but unlike Batman Begins, it wasn't enough to make it interesting. And whose idea is it to attach a space shuttle to a jumbo jet?! Afterwards, I told myself "Bryan Singer left X-men for this?!"

5.
WILD WILD WEST

From the first look, I thought I saw something original. Steam-punk meets Cowboys with Will Smith! That blew my mind! Cowboys with antique gadgets, operated by cogs and wheels, instead of wire, and acting like spys. And hey at that time, who could go no wrong with Big Willie? And hell I was a big Fresh Prince fan. Though I wasn't expecting an thoughtful spy thriller, but an fun action-filled summer spectacular. It just seemed they just couldn't give me that! All the things they promised of weird gadgetry and great action scenes were just stripped off. The action scenes were short and lame. The characters were not even funny and they were competent! And as I was expecting a good climax battle, it turns out to be sooooooooo lame. When you set your fight on giant f*ckin mechanical spider, it better be f*ckin good!! And it was bullsh*t!

By the way, Salma Hayek.... now thats a chick who is super hot! She's in her 40s and she's still hot!

4.
BATMAN AND ROBIN

Because of Begins and The Dark Knight, I will forever view Batman as something truly greater than any superhero, even my favorite superhero Spider-man. But back then in my childhood, I viewed Batman as something fun and less serious. I liked the Burton Batman films not because of its gothic and surreal style, but it look very much like a cartoon. And I will admit I loved Batman Forever from that time. As an adult , I cringed at it. But when I was a kid, Batman Forever was the bomb! And only one thing that sold me off and that was Jim Carrey. Admittedly I was looking forward to the next Schumacher Batman film, though even I thought having Arnie and Uma Thurman as Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy was an odd choice. Still I was looking forward to it. But even as a child, I found it to be the most GAYEST Batman movie ever, literally and metaphorically. Everything about it was gay! Why did Joel make the creature of the night sooo gay?! He must have fetishes with giant naked statues and neon paint and light. And as I cringed at Arnie's ice puns, I just wanted to strange Uma Thurman with my tiny hands. This was so bad it buried the Batman franchise for 8 years! Thank god for Nolan...

3.
SPIDER-MAN 3

I was so happy that Sam Raimi did justice to my favorite superhero, not once but twice. Spider-man was so awesome and it was my most favorite superhero movie that time (until a little bat came in). They gave a great Doc Ock, so I have been wondering who will be Spider-man's next villain. Suddenly I read there will be not 1, not 2 but 3!!! supervillians: Sandman, The new Green Goblin and Venom! Though I did think that Venom was put in at the very last minute. Still I was soooooo hyped up to see Spider-man battling these three villains while rescuing Mary Jane or Gwen Stacy. But very early on, I eventually found it wasn't going to be not good. And the first sign was the opening credits. The first two were memorable, while this one was so uncreative. Eventually it went fine until Parker turned into Black Spider-man. When when he turns into Black Spider-man, he turns into the most wimpiest metro-sexual emo kid, that dances to disco! What... the... f*ck?! Then Venom finally came on, but it turned out to be a weak creature as to his comic form. And there were many crying scenes I didn't know if I wanted to laugh or be disgust. And at the end.... well say the first two end on a epic high note... this one.. it was a meh... It was a film that we don't know who to blame: the director, the produce

2.
STAR WARS EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM MENACE

Its FREAKIN Star Wars!!!! Probably the grand spectacle of mythical storytelling. Its an epic medieval adventure set in space! Though I'm not a huge Star Wars fan, but I grew up on Star Wars. It was one of my inspirations for me to become passionately involved in the industry of film as I was growing up. Knowing about the new Star Wars movie, I was flipping out! What new story will be added to the Star Wars mythology by master storyteller George Lucas? Lots of things to see! A new Sith Lord! A young Obi-Wan! And a young Darth Vader! How interesting and fantastic is it going to be? As soon as the words "A long long time ago.. in a galaxy far far away..." I cheered so loud and said to myself "Ohh we're in for a ride..." Only the ride turns out to be anything but good. What just happened? Did George took everything about Star Wars that was awesome and replaced it with something else? Star Wars is about fighting in space and yet there is not enough fighting! And did George made friends with a Jamaican stoner and a Jewish salesman to be inspired in creating those abominations?! Not to mention pulling away why we all love Star Wars in the first place, "you see Anakin, The Force is just midi-chlorian". Thank you "master storyteller"... Afterward I was hopeful for the next two episodes but they proved to be useless. Now do I still find the name "Star Wars" epic as it used to be?

However this next entry shows the one franchise I once worshiped but now forgotten...

And that is...

1.
THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS

As I said in my teen years, I was so much into anime. Anime, samurai, katana, anything Japanese. Thus I came upon the Matrix and it blew my mind! As a teen, I cared little about the philosophy behind it and cared more about the action scenes. And they were scenes that have been seen before. It was the closest thing the US could for an Anime. And what I loved about the Matrix franchise is how deep and philosophical (in other words, how fancy) its mythology really was. In 2003, we were given two Matrix movies in the same year. I watched the Matrix Reloaded and yet again I was blown away! It became my own Star Wars. An epic mythology of good and evil, real and not real, set in the digital world and where people fight anime characters. And after the closing credits, we were treated to a little AWESOME trailer where it shows the fight to end all fight set to a macabre and melancholic choir song. It was epic! Between then and November, I came up with soo many theories about the Matrix and shared it to anyone who doesn't care about the Matrix. Even when I saw something remotely to a spoiler, I would be angry and cried. November came and I was soo giddy to finally see what will happen. Will the humans be freed? Will Neo win over Smith? What is really the Matrix? You know the answer. Bullsh*t...... By the end of the movie, I looked at myself and thought what have I been doing. Everything I expected from the film, it was dismal and sooooo lame... Some questions were left unanswered and some were given the most stupidest answers ever possible. The story that was deep and philosophical suddenly became cheap, rushed and clichéd. As for the final battle between Neo and Smith, it was pretty lackluster. I was soooooo disappointed, I was in denial for a long time until I came to accept. After the movie, the entire franchise just disappeared. And so did my belief in it. Will they ever bring up the franchise, we don't know...

So thats my Top 10. What's your opinion?

The DISASTER MOVIE article

I have finally done the unthinkable...







Many people warned me that by taking this step, I will lose my mind and soul forever. It was dangerous. It was foolish. It was something that should never ever be attempted for the right mind. I was totally mad... to do this.



Yet I was curious and adventurous. I have heard so many things about this film. Rumors and urban legends about how this film was created from the darkest pits of Hell, made by the blood and tears of thousands of tormented and tortured souls, shaped by their suffering, fear and depression and brought by two soulless, evil douche bags with the minds of a 10 year old. What they have created was unspeakable bad. Whoever lay their eyes on this will go mad... I'll tell a short story I heard from a friend of mine. I know a friend of mine who was full of laughter, smiles and fun. He was happy all the way around. One day he rented this film and told us he's gonna watch. Many of my friends warned and coaxed him not to watch this film. They even beg for his life. But he smiled and said "What's the worst that could happen?" and went home to watch the movie. We have never heard from him for 2 weeks and we were starting to get worried. We went to his house where his mom greeted us. When we asked for him, she broke into tears and told us he's in his house and never been out of his room for 2 weeks. We went into his room and we saw him, cowering up in the corner, hugging his knees and eyes wide. Everything about him was gone. His laughter and smiles, gone. He was never the same ever again. Of course this story ain't true, but it would be awesome if it were.



But knowing about the existence of this film, I couldn't help myself but to be curious about it. The more I knew about the movie, the more I was drawn in. It was like looking at a beautiful naked woman from afar and when you come close, she becomes an old hag. Thus being a man who is passion for films, I have explore everything of the world of films. To unknown territories and the highest mountain tops. This time it was down to the stinky pits of Hell. With all these legends and rumors, I had to see Disaster Movie.



Now a few precautions I made for the viewing of this film. One, I didn't buy, not even rent the movie, but got it off the Internet. Straight out of YouTube. Because seriously, the movie actually belongs there. Two, I brought along my younger brother along for the ride so he and I will share the pain together. And at least I wouldn't be alone. And finally as evidence of how putrid and horrifying the film is, I recorded my commentary of the ENTIRE film, in which you can download the file if you like.



So finally, I watched DISASTER MOVIE. So do you want to know what I think of it?









Do you know want to know?











You sure you want to know?....











Its just ok :)



I'm just f*ckin with you.



THIS MOVIE SSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

KKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



F*CK THIS MOVIE!!! F*CK THIS MOVIE IN THE ASS!!! F*CK THIS PIECE OF SH*T TILL THE END OF TIME!!!







Throughout the entire film, I was furious! I was f*ckin enraged! I was wanting to tear apart my computer set!!! I wanted to save up my money to fly LA, buy a sawed-off shotgun, hunt down Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer and BLOW THEIR F*CKIN HEADS OFF!!! I was mad at hell!!! There was absolutely nothing redeemable and as you watch it, you feel like your brain is getting smashed by a hammer. And I do QUESTION any person who even remotely like this film! And they would say "ohh this movie is not for smart people, but for normal people". I tell you, I'm not even smart. I probably have a little good sense in movies, but I'm as normal as normal people can be. And as a normal person, this movie is SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH*********TTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! So if you like this "film", good for you but I think as much lower...







Anything good? Probably none. What do you expect the "directors" didn't spend their budget on good casting, set design and writers and just spent the entire budget on just the OPENING CREDITS?! And come on, this is labeled in the genre "comedy", where you are supposed to make the people laugh. All the jokes are of the lowest denominator. The lowest of the low. Immature. Stupid. Eye-popping, Brain-grazing. And none of them made me laugh! They think that because its a spoof movie, you have to rely on movie references. STOP USING F*CKIN USING MOVIE REFERENCES. That isn't what made spoof movies like Airplane!, Naked Gun and the Mel Brooks films the classics they are today. Those movies rely on absurd and clever jokes, exaggerated scenes, funny characters and even a little bit of wittiness. Movie references are secondary in those movies. THIS MOVIE HAS F*CKIN MOVIE REFERENCES EVERYWHERE!!! Whats worse, the characters have to INTRODUCE the movie reference they are doing! That's just insulting to any normal people! And they touch on everything that was part of 2008, giving you the most obvious, yet lamest jokes they can offer! Stuffs we can predict on YouTube! Honestly its like watching a feature-length YouTube movie, made by the most retarded mentally-challenged socially-outcasted dweebs in the universe! I F*CKIN HATE THESE GUYS!!! I'm not gonna let Uwe Boll go because he still f*ckin sucks, but I will not anymore labeled as the worst director ever. THESE GUYS, AARON SELTZER AND JASON FRIEDBERG ARE NOW THE WORST FILMMAKERS EVER!!! This is the worst movie of 2008!! And usually I don't get easily mad at any bad movie and I'm a laid back guy, but man!!!! THIS MOVIE UNLEASHED THE MOST ANGRIEST INNER BEAST WITHIN ME!!! And its the first time I ever wished death upon anyone!



As I said, F*CK THIS MOVIE!!! F*CK THIS MOVIE IN THE ASS!!! F*CK THIS PIECE OF SH*T TILL THE END OF TIME!!! AARON AND JASON CAN DIE IN THE MOST INHUMANE WAY EVER.





Ehem soo I hope you enjoyed reading my review :D



And we stayed through the ENTIRE film because I want to hold this as evidence of this god forsaken film and also I did for your amusement. Enjoy