Friday, May 22, 2009

Mini Reviews - Rambo

Rambo

Rambo (Rambo IV)

HOLY F*CK!!

I mean HOLY F*CK!!!

When you have "Rambo" for a title of a movie, you better f*ckin live up to it! And god, this is a RAMBO movie! F*ckin Stallone is old as hell and he still ripping people's throats out! It pretty much has a simple story and there are some two-dimensional characters, some that can be annoying because of their intentions. I mean why would you want to help out the people in war-torn Burma?!

But man, the violence has just MAXED OUT! Gore is through the roof and blood is everywhere! Its not for the faint of heart. If you're not the kind of person who freaks out by the sight of blood, this film is absolutely NOT for you. And the f*ckin last battle scene in the film is the entire PAYOFF! Soldiers get mutilated in every pieces and parts and every organ in the human body literally explodes. AND ITS SO FREAKIN AWESOME!!!

It's also a little short at around 85 mins. If you're wimpy or piss-pants to look at anything gory, avoid this movie. But for those who love Rambo and love hardcore old-school action films, GO AND SEE THIS MOVIE!

4 out of 5 Stars

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