Twilight
Edward Cullen is a 15-year-old girl's perspective of a vampire. Dashing, hunky, rich, plays the f*ckin piano and even shines like diamond in sunlight. For all I know, his blood taste like strawberries and rainbows. And when you have a vampire that shines like diamonds, its utter bullsh*t.
There is nothing special from this so-called hyped-up franchise. All the characters are bland as Hayden Christensen. Story is just oh-hum. Pacing goes from tiresome to laziness. The relationship between Eddie and Bella just so unbelievable in a vampire love fantasy. Even if I was born without a shaft, I wouldn't find this film a bit interesting. Want a better vampire romance film of 2008, watch "Let The Right One In", a far f*ckin better story.
I mean serious.. Shiny Diamond Eddie in Sunlight..... BULLSH*T!!
1.5 out of 5 Stars
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